It's really dreadful having two crazy female chickens running an organization. They seem to know what's best all the time, barking out orders like there's no tomorrow just to satisfy their egos. These barking chickens have recently caused quite a number of office slaves to throw in their resignation letters. Can't believe even one particular learned professor could suddenly decide to leave as well (the ONLY professor in this organization, you idiotic female chickens!).
Anyway, Lady Boss' new No. 2 has started to attempt to push in her personal friends into the school. One has managed to get in, and many more will follow suit. Many bosses and politicians would do this, I suppose.
Today, I will show you how a chicken can morph into a snake.
No. 2: Are you happy with your work here?
Me: Yes, I'm doing fine.
No. 2: But it's not fine with me. I don't see what's fine here. Why is the office still dirty? Everytime I walk in here, I see rubbish. That's not fine. You have to be more sensitive to what's going on around you. Anyway, I want you to get all the Form Teachers to see me tomorrow morning about last month's student attendance. Remind me to meet up with the Science Department teachers during the teachers' personal free time tomorrow. Get Ms. E to rewrite the annual camp cover letter for me. It was so full of grammatical errors!
Focus on the above 2 sentences in bold fonts.
Whatever. I'm not the only person in the department who's getting all this shit from No. 2.
So I decided to text No. 2 at 7.30pm today: "Ms. E has rewritten the cover letter. The Form Teachers will meet you at 4.00pm tomorrow".
No. 2 replied: "OK".
About 1 hour later, No. 2 texted me, "What is the meeting with the Form Teachers about tomorrow?"
I replied: "About last month's student attendance".
No. 2 probably wanted to "save face" and avoid sounding like the dum-dum that she is, so she replied: "OK, I will see the Form Teachers individually in their free period as agreed. Don't change my instructions".
I'm not surprised with her reply. She goes to this insane church where members are regularly told that "you're born to be the head and not the tail!", and "as a Christian, you must be able to blend with any situation".
So far, No. 2 has managed to always win all arguments with anyone (ie: always being the head and not the tail) and changed her stories so many times to safeguard herself from any form of humiliation, much to the chagrin of many office slaves (ie: blending in with any situation by twisting and blending her words around to suit the occasion).
Armed with these powerful words of wisdom from her church, this noisy chicken can morph into a snake anytime when need be and still get away with it.
Quite a good thing she's not married 'cos she can even suddenly morph into a black widow spider and eat up her mate. Can't believe she's only been here for 2 weeks and managed to make the school spend so much money.
I've never made my previous dates spend too much money on me. I buy them stuff to repay them for whatever money they've spent on me. But they still ran away (maybe I should've been more crazy and demanding?). We shall save these lame stories for another time. I do want to tell you more about useless M and how he has to run away and hide from assassins and then leave me all alone to fend for myself while being made almost homeless twice in a row, but that would have to wait until another time.
In the meantime, I shall just go to work and pretend life is normal, I'm doing fine, I'm happy, when in fact I usually end up bursting into tears while thinking about useless M who should be fed to two noisy, carnivorous female chickens (that can suddenly morph into snakes, spiders, whatever).
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